9/17/2009

where have all the thongs gone???


i recently had to bite the bullet and buy some underwear..."panties" if you will for the sexially tintilated. as i log on to "target online" and looked under "old lady undies" (luckily they don't call it that), i started to think about all those sexually provocative matching bras & panties i use to love to get from "victoria's secret"...they always made me feel sexy...hugging me in the right places...lifting me up and out where no asian woman had been before.

when i was a single woman living in the bay area, i prided myself for having 30 pairs of sex panties (of those 30, 15 had matching bras). it wasn't because i had a "thing" for collecting them, BUT that i hated to do laundry...so instead of going to the laundromat weekly i just did a massive wash every 30 days.

so when was it that "victoria's secret" was replaced by "lady jockey" at target? or maybe a more important question is "where did all the thongs go?"...a few were lost under car seats, movie theatres, restaurants, and hiking trails...(got those pantie lover's a cheap thrill)...BUT where did the others go??? a mystery i'm quite sure...maybe i can make up a game similar to "where's waldo?" :)

3 comments:

elsiee said...

hmmmmmm they're probably off making out with the errant socks, you know how those VS thongs can be - a "little" slutty...

very funny post!!

TheNikiProject said...

I wonder the SAME thing! I bet elsiee is right about the sock makeout session. Dirty little socks! :-P

fairie_wings_pixie_dust said...

There off visiting the relatives. Personally I think they were offended when another boarder moved in...